Horoscopes, 2-14-13
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Just because you are spending the evening with your class doesn’t mean that they love you.
TAURUS
You don’t believe in Valentine’s Day, but it believes in you.
GEMINI
Write a poem for your baker. Make sure you include M&Ms.
VIRGO
Stop acting like you don’t like Valentine’s Day. We all know you plan to lay in bed eating chocolate all day.
PISCES
All of your romantic endeavors will pay off in the best way possible. Sex.
AQUARIUS
Try to find a lover this year that isn’t one of your hands.
SAGITTARIUS
If you like it, put a ring on it.
CANCER
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are alone, boo hoo.
LEO
You are more likely to learn how to fly than to find love abroad this summer.
LIBRA
Get a taste of your own bitterness with some dark chocolate.
SCORPIO
Your crush is too nervous to show you love. Get a new crush.