Horoscopes 2-21-13
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PISCES
Stalking is not a pastime.
GEMINI
Just because a professor says he likes you does not mean you are actually friends.
PISCES
Stalking is not a pastime.
GEMINI
Just because a professor says he likes you does not mean you are actually friends.
VIRGO
Don’t get tunnel vision. Luck is in your periphery.
AQUARIUS
Just because she says she loves you when she’s drunk doesn’t make it true.
CANCER
Just eat it. You know you want to.
CAPRICORN
Come back next week.
ARIES
I promise you won’t get arrested.
LEO
Stop pretending like you aren’t interested in sex.
LIBRA
Keep telling yourself that you’re popular.
TAURUS
Please, do your laundry.
SCORPIO
Disassociate yourself with people who have issues with incontinence.
SAGITTARIUS
I bet you are popular with 13-year-olds.
