The Weekly Ringer

The University of Mary Washington Student Newspaper

Photo essay: Wednesday nights with The Weekly Wronger

2 min read

In the editing room, there is a set of French doors that open up to reveal an incredible bathroom with a massive, fancy tub and shower. Let this serve as an homage to Editor-in-Chief Jess Kirby (center, in bathtub) as she graduates at the end of the semester. | Eli Keith, The Weekly Ringer

by JOSEPHINE GOOD

Life Editor

“We’re The Weekly Ringer and we’re trying our best” is the newspaper’s lesser-known, unofficial motto. With a staff of 11 editors, more than 30 writers and photographers and eight pages to fill each week, we often find ourselves questioning our sanity during Wednesday night layout sessions.

Lovingly known as “the mansion,” the building on the corner of William Street and College Avenue is the home of the communication and digital studies department and, more recently, The Weekly Ringer. Each Wednesday night, this is where the fun—or agony, depending on the week—happens. Editors spend anywhere from four to 14 hours editing articles, fighting with InDesign to format them in the print edition and occasionally wishing for death.

From the jacuzzi tub to the Wall of Wonders, the mansion’s many quirks give us editors the pizzazz we need to keep going. 

Inside the bathroom is a separate room for the toilet and bidet. Take extra time to notice that there is duct tape carefully placed over the drains on the bidet, and the toilet paper is nicely folded over just as you would find in a hotel bathroom. | Josephine Good, The Weekly Ringer
A comic drawn by Sports Editor Emily Hemphill, demonstrating a soccer game at Campus Rec’s Sportchella event. | Josephine Good, The Weekly Ringer
This photo of Renesmee from “Twilight” was Life Editor Jo Good’s Halloween costume a year and a half ago. With this photo taped to her face, Editor-in-Chief Jess Kirby was her mother, Bella, and former Associate Editor Bernadette D’Auria was her father, Edward. | Josephine Good, The Weekly Ringer
The infamous “Jess Wall” is a collection of drawings from a group bonding night. The editors sat around the table at the Clubhouse, the former editing space, and drew pictures of Jess in crayon, which were then ranked Abby-Lee-Miller style. | Josephine Good, The Weekly Ringer
The “Is This Fugly?” plate, carefully curated by Copy Editor Grace Schumacher, hangs proudly over the clock in the editing room. A classy touch to the mansion, the “Is This Fugly?” plate gives a little bit of spice to our editing process. The phrase was coined by News Editor Callie Harkins, who always asks other editors, “Is this fugly?” about her layout pages. Bring your own watch to layout, though, because the time is always fugly in the mansion. | Josephine Good, The Weekly Ringer
In the editing room, there is a set of French doors that open up to reveal an incredible bathroom with a massive, fancy tub and shower. Let this serve as an homage to Editor-in-Chief Jess Kirby (center, in bathtub) as she graduates at the end of the semester. | Eli Keith, The Weekly Ringer

This story is a part of our April Fool’s edition and is intended to be satirical in nature. All information or quotations are made up and not to be taken seriously.