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By SUSANNAH CLARK I never thought I’d say this, but after yawning my way through last Friday’s presidential debate: thank...
By KJ ADLER In the middle school cafeteria, my friend Kevin used to lick the pudding out of the cup...
Last Saturday’s rally for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and his running mate Joe Biden was more than just recitation...
BY LAUREN ORSINI Three members of the UMW Board of Visitors attended the spring Scholarship Luncheon. I was there as a...
BY BRITTANY DeVRIES I was on Facebook last night, that student-turned-global Web site craze that, just last week, was so...
BY JILLIAN BRODIE In a culture that breeds anxiety and thrives on negativity, it is not hard to believe that...
A commercial for the movie "Elektra" aired on FX networks this morning. Consequently, that means it will be played every...
BY ANNIE KINNIBURGH There’s nothing like a bad cold to ruin your day. And there’s nothing like HIV to ruin...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK After four miserable months of waiting, tonight I will bask in the return of NBC’s “The Office.”...
BY KJ ADLER Social interaction fascinates me. Here we all are as individuals in our own stories starring us, bouncing...
The following letter was written in response to Breeanna Sveum’s column “Diversity More than Just Race” (Sept. 11, 2008, The...
BY KAITLIN MAYHEW I am one of those crazy bike people. You know, the one that whizzes by brushing the...
BY MILES DUMVILLE Former host Carson Daily bows his head metaphorically as news spreads that TRL, MTV’s last, dying gasp...
BY KJ ADLER Howdy from the southern world. Seeing as how I am down here in Argentina this semester most...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK This Friday, at 5:35 a.m. I will no longer be a teenager. As I complete my second...
BY HEATHER BRADY When my roommate woke up one morning, she was sick with a gross, phlegmy cold. So, as...
BY CHELSEA NEWMAN Songs about smell, a waiting room with no exit, a surprise visit from Death and summer Olympians’...
BY MARY-KATHRYN BYWATERS A couple of weeks ago I did an ordinary thing— at least, ordinary by today's standards. I...
BY KJ ALDER My friend and I were in an club in Paris. It had been a long night, seeing...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK After completing the arduous task of changing my relationship status to “single” on my Facebook.com profile last...
BY PHILLIP WHITE The following letter was written in response to “Palin’s VP Nomination is Cause for Political Alarm” (September...
BY BREEANNA SVUEM Mary Washington is mostly composed of white females, as any glance around campus will show. But instead...
This will be the final issue of the Bullet. By next week, if the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) on the...
BY KJ ADLER I am an incredibly lazy person. Of the extracurriculars I joined as a freshman, I would consider...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK Along with releasing a new album, Britney Spears turned 27 years old on Tuesday. Besides being seven...
BY STEPHANIE ROCHE When most people hear the name the Washington Redskins, various sporting terms come to mind: Clinton Portis,...
BY MEREDITH DOWNES The year is 2008. You are in college. Free as a bird, except for the occasional term...
To push America towards a greener future, President Obama plans to subsidize the production of corn-based ethanol fuel. The new...
BY BREEANNA SVEUM Critics of Senator McCain’s policies and platform should be pleased with his most recent political blunder: the...