It finally feels like spring, but I'm still sad. Only this time I don't think it's due to a chemical...
Jordan Kroll
By BEN SAUNDERS Guest Contributor This editorial is in response to Jordan Kroll’s previous article titled, “False Poverty Offends Tastes.”...
Can we take a moment to acknowledge that there are probably better ways to help poor people than pretending to...
Northwestern University and the University of Illinois conducted a study last week that uncovered some shocking information: people regret stuff....
What I’m about to share is either going to make me super relatable to many of you, or it’s going...
There’s an epidemic sweeping UMW: an Insensitivity Epidemic. Recently I’ve noticed an alarming trend among many of my peers; no...
Recognizing when to cut your losses is something they should start teaching in this place. I’d much rather take “Intro....
I think I might be too competitive. No matter how seemingly inconsequential the contest or how non-existent the prize, if...
I'm sure you've heard by now, but the world is definitely ending. The way things are going, I can only...
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The month from mid-December to mid-January is the longest amount of time many of us spend at our parents’ houses...
If you were in the Cape Henry Collegiate School class of 2007, we need to talk. I think we’re at...
Although I spend much of my time lamenting the psychological destruction my Internet addiction has wrought, there is one area...
I almost always prefer the anticipation leading up to an event more than the event itself. Last weekend, for example,...
"Well, the green one is a dog that my mom gave me, and I found the orange dolphin...my friend gave...
Unless you’re one of my closest friends (you probably aren’t), I don’t want to know about your sex life. There...
I'm not entirely unconvinced that, shortly after graduation, I'll meet a charming sociopath who will brainwash me into joining his...
"It's so bad it's good." "Oh…I don’t know how that got there. No, seriously. I swear." "She's my guilty pleasure."...
Homecoming last year was the definition of Nightmare Town U.S.A. What began around noon with my roommate and I opening...
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? You would too if your name was fdsvadk. Okay, that joke works better...
The most useful thing I learned in my sophomore year Introduction to Logic class came from one of my professor’s...
By EMILIE BEGIN and JORDAN KROLL Frightening life-like marionette dolls, a suitcase with Flava Flav’s face painted on it, and...
By Jordan Kroll "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" is the story of nine-year-old Oskar Schell’s mission to discover the lock...
