Drama 1.“There Will be Blood” Finally, this movie is No. 1 on somebody’s list. Granted, it’s an insignificant list put...
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For the first time in my four years of election eligibility, I voted for a candidate who didn’t win. Naturally,...
I spent last Sunday at my grandmother’s apartment, digging through piles of wrinkled photographs and yellowing documents for a writing...
It’s the one weekend of the year where everyone wears the UMW hoodies they bought freshman year. The one weekend...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK Editor-in-Chief Susannah Clark is now in a complicated relationship. So read my Facebook page last week. I...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK Editor-in-Chief Over the past few years, I’ve gotten pretty used to writing about myself. Between this column,...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK Editor-in-Chief There are two types of people in this world: people that love Taylor Swift and liars....
By Susannah Clark Editor-in-Chief Of the obnoxious amount of concerts I splurged on this summer, the two most worthwhile were...
By Susannah Clark It began with a love note. On a chilly fall afternoon in my senior year of high...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK A robbery took place in Great Hall on Saturday night. At PRISM’s annual Drag Show, Diktation, a...
By SUSANNAH CLARK Leave it to the Boss to break the curse of Nipplegate. After Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” during...
By SUSANNAH CLARK Staff Writer Their name says it all. There is no form of footwear more hideous than the...
By Susannah Clark On Tuesday I spent 12 hours at a mall, and it wasn’t for the two-for-one sale at...
By Susannah Clark Along with releasing a new album, Britney Spears turned 27 years old on Tuesday. Besides being seven...
By Susannah Clark Welcome freshmen: Congratulations on surviving your first few days. Before you embark upon the rest of the...
By Susannah Clark UMW Professor Claudia Emerson, who won the Pulitzer Prize for poetry in 2006, knew several months ago...
By SUSANNAH CLARK I love gore. And I’m not talking about Al. or Vidal. Yes, Susannah Clark, with her Christopher...
By SUSANNAH CLARK Considering this column is being typed with one hand, I had a hard time thinking of any...
By SUSANNAH CLARK I've been planning this Valentine's Day column since the first “Susannigans” was published last September. For months...
By Susannah Clark In the words of Jay Leno—though he probably wasn’t the first and only to say this—“Washington, DC...
