Ever since I was in preschool, teachers, parents and cat posters in the guidance counselor’s office have drilled it into...
Susannigans
Three years ago, I bought $30 worth of LifeSavers. First semester freshman year, in my intro to lit. class, there...
For the first time in my four years of election eligibility, I voted for a candidate who didn’t win. Naturally,...
I spent last Sunday at my grandmother’s apartment, digging through piles of wrinkled photographs and yellowing documents for a writing...
It’s the one weekend of the year where everyone wears the UMW hoodies they bought freshman year. The one weekend...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK Editor-in-Chief Susannah Clark is now in a complicated relationship. So read my Facebook page last week. I...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK Editor-in-Chief Over the past few years, I’ve gotten pretty used to writing about myself. Between this column,...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK Editor-in-Chief There are two types of people in this world: people that love Taylor Swift and liars....
By Susannah Clark Editor-in-Chief Of the obnoxious amount of concerts I splurged on this summer, the two most worthwhile were...
By Susannah Clark I spent my Last Summer of Independence on a concert-binge. Taking advantage of the last extended time...
By SUSANNAH CLARK “Make me look as un-American as possible,” I demanded of my stylist, plopping my Urban Outfitted rear...
By SUSANNAH CLARK Last Thursday, while embarking upon the Facebook portion of my paper-writing-procrastination routine, my computer screen suddenly became...
By Susannah Clark On Tuesday I spent 12 hours at a mall, and it wasn’t for the two-for-one sale at...
By Susannah Clark Along with releasing a new album, Britney Spears turned 27 years old on Tuesday. Besides being seven...
By SUSANNAH CLARK At the risk of being chastised by my fellow twenty something females of the world, I have...
BY SUSANNAH CLARK “You’ve heard about fury and a woman scorned? …well that’s nothing compared to the fury of a...
Every Halloween the same “Mean Girls” philosophy permeates the fog-machined air: “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a...
By SUSANNAH CLARK It’s a Saturday night at Mary Washington. You are a single white female. You spent the first...
By SUSANNAH CLARK Like so many girls in my age group, I exaggerate a lot. In fact, everything is I...
By SUSANNAH CLARK I never thought I’d say this, but after yawning my way through last Friday’s presidential debate: thank...
By Susannah Clark Welcome freshmen: Congratulations on surviving your first few days. Before you embark upon the rest of the...
Stepping over the chipped Mardi Gras beads that floated in puddles of beer, I absorbed the sights and sounds of...
By SUSANNAH CLARK Stepping over the chipped Mardi Gras beads that floated in puddles of beer, I absorbed the sights...
By SUSANNAH CLARK I love gore. And I’m not talking about Al. or Vidal. Yes, Susannah Clark, with her Christopher...
By SUSANNAH CLARK Considering this column is being typed with one hand, I had a hard time thinking of any...
By SUSANNAH CLARK I've been planning this Valentine's Day column since the first “Susannigans” was published last September. For months...
By SUSANNAH CLARK After the ultimate of all unforeseen Super Bowls this past Sunday, a small number of the population—including...
By Susannah Clark In the words of Jay Leno—though he probably wasn’t the first and only to say this—“Washington, DC...
SUSANNAH CLARK Every October, the same “Mean Girls” philosophy permeates the fog-machined air: On Halloween, it’s okay to dress like...
SUSANNAH CLARK “There were bells, on a hill, but I never heard them ringing…” I hate to quote “The Music...
