It finally feels like spring, but I'm still sad. Only this time I don't think it's due to a chemical...
Thought You Knew
Can we take a moment to acknowledge that there are probably better ways to help poor people than pretending to...
Northwestern University and the University of Illinois conducted a study last week that uncovered some shocking information: people regret stuff....
I have a confession: I just spent the last 30 minutes attempting to set up a profile on SeekingArrangement.com, a...
What I’m about to share is either going to make me super relatable to many of you, or it’s going...
There’s an epidemic sweeping UMW: an Insensitivity Epidemic. Recently I’ve noticed an alarming trend among many of my peers; no...
I like kids as much as the next person (as long as the next person doesn't like kids too much)....
I think I might be too competitive. No matter how seemingly inconsequential the contest or how non-existent the prize, if...
I'm sure you've heard by now, but the world is definitely ending. The way things are going, I can only...
It’s the New Year and you probably don’t feel any different. I bet that’s because you think you’re too good...
If you were in the Cape Henry Collegiate School class of 2007, we need to talk. I think we’re at...
Although I spend much of my time lamenting the psychological destruction my Internet addiction has wrought, there is one area...
I almost always prefer the anticipation leading up to an event more than the event itself. Last weekend, for example,...
"Well, the green one is a dog that my mom gave me, and I found the orange dolphin...my friend gave...
Unless you’re one of my closest friends (you probably aren’t), I don’t want to know about your sex life. There...
I'm not entirely unconvinced that, shortly after graduation, I'll meet a charming sociopath who will brainwash me into joining his...
Homecoming last year was the definition of Nightmare Town U.S.A. What began around noon with my roommate and I opening...
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? You would too if your name was fdsvadk. Okay, that joke works better...