The Weekly Ringer

The University of Mary Washington Student Newspaper

horoscopes

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PISCES Stalking is not a pastime. GEMINI Just because a professor says he likes you does not mean you are...

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ARIES Just because you are spending the evening with your class doesn't mean that they love you. TAURUS You don't...

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ARIES Despite your receding hairline, your peers will still value you, until you are replaced. TAURUS You're hot. GEMINI Tasty...


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Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 19 You’re going to need to start ducking under things if you let your head...

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Aries:  Mar 21 - Apr 19 If respect is what you want, try wearing something else. Taurus:  Apr 20 -...

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Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 19 Take a break from your normal routine. Practice abstinence. Taurus: Apr 20 - May...

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Aries: Mar 21 - Apr 19 Try not to look surprised when you look in the mirror this week. Yes,...

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Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20 Don’t let your partners look through your phone. You’re just asking to get caught....

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Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20 It’s okay you threw up in the kitchen sink at that one party. Barely...

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Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20 Tread lightly. Juggling multiple partners at once is tricky, and you may be under...