The Weekly Ringer

The University of Mary Washington Student Newspaper

sexclamations

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By KJ Adler Two years ago I had friends who used to chase each other around, trying to give one...

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BY KJ ADLER Author’s Note: Ever since I became the “Sexclamations” columnist I have tried and failed many times to...

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By KJ ADLER In the middle school cafeteria, my friend Kevin used to lick the pudding out of the cup...

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By KJ Adler Welcome back UMW-ers to another fun-filled semester of sex-themed stories of intrigue and suspense. With the summer...

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By KJ ADLER Did you know that some people find it a turn-on to wear diapers? Did you know that...

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By KJ ADLER A little while back I had an old friend call me in tears. This is a pretty...

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By KJ ADLER It always starts off innocently enough. “Wow!” He will say. “You sure do have  a lot of...

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By KJ Adler This past winter break I found myself hanging out with a handful of 40-something-year-old women, each of...

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By KJ Adler Being a single female on Valentine’s Day, one would think “Oh no, here comes the long, labored...

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By KJ ADLER A young woman is lying on a table. She is bound and gagged. She has no clothes...

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By KJ Adler When I was a little girl and just beginning to skim the surface of sex-ed and all...

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KELSEY CLARK Gone are the days of scary witches and bed-sheet ghosts. Thinking up cleverly revealing Halloween ideas for college...

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KELSEY CLARK While staring blankly at my laptop trying to think of a topic for this week’s “Sexclamations,” my mind...

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KELSEY CLARK When did talking about sex become so popular? While sex itself has been around for forever, I can’t...

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By ELZ ENGLAND Staff Writer It is our naivete and libido that lead us, college students, to believe that any...